This is so sexy.

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It's decided!

This summer when Cj comes up for a week, we are going to go camping.
I'm excited about it.
We were talking about how we hate other people interacting with us most of the time, and I suggested that we run away to a forest for a couple days, but camping seemed like a better idea.
Safer.

I ain't wack!
Step-off, bitch.

Um...
Shit.
I can't ever remember anything.

Crap, I love to dance.
I can't wait until I have a car.
On the weekends I'm going to kidnap Cj, and we are going to go to Minneapolis to dance.
Just do that all Friday and Saturday night.
We'll come back on on Sunday.
That will be amazing.
I don't know if I can get Cj to dance though.
Maybe I will take Heather.
She seems like she would be more willing to dance, but I don't know if she could stay serious about it.
But, Maybe all three of us could go together.
Cj and Heather would get along.
But that would be three people.
That's a big social no-no.
I need one more slightly attractive, some-what outgoing (but more closed in) female friend.
That has gas and food money.
That's going to be a tough one.
I'll look around for one.

I'll have to put that on my to-do list.

Picture time.
Hey, I went to this hotel for a week one time.
And I got like, six things out of this machine, and I decided that if there is a god, (Like, what, 0 percent there is) but if so for some reason, this is it.

This is uh... Something I enjoy...

Um... I have been a fan of this man for a while, and he popped up again in the timeline of me. So I thought I'd share.
Have a not bad day.

Last night was fan-damn-tastic...

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick.
I had the most amazing dream last night.
Not only did it give me an enormous amount of entertainment in my sleep, but it answered like, the question that has been on my mind for the past couple weeks.

But holy shit...
Should I tell you about it?
I don't know if I should.
I guess I will.

It started out, wait... my tea is ready... whoa, I let that steep to long, oh well, I'm not going to waste tea.

Any way...
It started out at the place I rehearse for my band, but our director was Luke Willson, and he was all like, earth child, and... woo!, and it was weird, because he knew nothing about music; and so I was sitting in my normal spot, but Brittany wasn't there, and neither was Sam, so I was sitting next to the guy that I normally sit by, and he leaned over to ask me a question, and I told him, but I didn't have any idea what I was talking about; any way, he didn't go back, he was still leaned over next to me, and I said to him, "I like your glasses", and I tried to playfully take them off and put them on me, but I had like, no depth perception, and I kept missing, and he was laughing, and he said to me "Don't you have a crush on me?", and I was like "Yeah, a huge one." And he said "oh, well I have one on you." And we were laughing and I said, "You want to go out sometime?" and he said "Yeah!" and I was like "Great!", so we left all of a sudden, and then we were in the back of my old car, And there were all these blankets and comforters everywhere, and it was really weird, and my mom was driving, and we got to my house, and I got out really fast, and ran to my bedroom, and threw everything in my closet, and cleaned everything, and went back to the garage to get him, and he said "what were you doing?", and I said that I was cleaning my room, and he said "You were cleaning for me? I think that's so sexy", and I said "You know what I think is sexy?" and I climbed on top of him, except he was facing down, and we were in the back of my old car, which is a minivan, so it was like a bench, but I fell off of the seat, and he said "I did that just before you came back" and we laughed and went back to my room, but the hallway was like, 10 metres longer than it normally is, and we got to my room, and we were on my bed, which was like, twice as big as it normally was, and we sat down and he kissed me real quick, but then I pulled him in towards me, and we started to make-out, but it was weird, and think it was because I think in real life my cat was licking my face in my sleep, and then we were doing that for like, ever and I was so happy, and it was great.
And then my cat woke me up because he wanted breakfast.

But it was good.

I shouldn't even be posting.

I don't have anything to say.
I just kinda wanted to post this picture of some food.
I'm using it as album art for my album that I made.
It has two songs on it.

Ugh...
I just got really uncomfortable for a second.
That's been happening a lot lately.
Crap!
Okay, never mind.
Hmm.
But yeah, this is weirdin' me out.
I would like it to stop.
I don't think I can though.

Food:

My two loves come together.

Here is this.

He is so attractive.
Right?
Just... copy and paste.
Watch the whole thing... but it's at the beginning and end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHOPJ4XeHIE&feature=related

You took the words right out of my mouth.

This is crap.

Fuck it.

I hate everybody.

The end.

baffle, mystify, bemuse, perplex, puzzle, confound, informal flummox, faze, stump, fox, discombobulate, bedazzle.

Do you see a pattern?

Ugh...

My brain is so sad.

I need to talk to Heather.

I don't know anything about anybody up here, and she hasn't been around to guide me around the icky people, so I've been sitting here trying to sort through it myself.

Which is a horrible idea because I'm am very co-dependant.

I think I'm falling for this guy.

I don't want to.

But I am.

He reminds me of brad, but more like Billy.

Ew... People can't name their kids in Saint Cloud.

I miss Billy so much.

He was such a good friend.

Any ways...

I think if I don't talk to Heather about him, I'm just going to to something myself.

I might...

I don't want to give to much away.

It seems... almost tacky.

So...

Here is like, my favourite LOL cat ever.

Yuck.

I'm such a girl.

Ha ha...

Speaking of masturbate...

I'm going to add more

Now I'm listing to a Moby song.

I quite enjoy Moby. The song is "Porcelain".

It's really good.

Also, I was going to add that...

Crap, something.

That umm...

Well, I will remember sooner or later.

I will post after my band thing tonight also.

Maybe, I hope to.

I think I will since I don't have much work.

Weekend Update

This is my weekend update.

I went to that icky thing with my family.

It wasn't as bas as I thought it would've been.

But then again, nothing is.

I ate a salad, and one of my girlfriends from Saint Cloud came up and she came back to my house for the long-weekend.

We had a good time.

We made some crap, and did some shit on the Wii.

Fun was had by all.

I ate so much.

I couldn't stop being hungry.

And today, I wasn't hungry at all.

I was so depressed today.

I didn't want to get out of bed.

I wanted to cry like, all day but I couldn't because I was out in public.

I remembered something about myself today.

I get jealous so bad and so easily, and for really stupid reasons.

And then I get sad.

It's bad.

Augh!

I got carbonated beverage in my hair and it's so sticky.

I'm going to go wash it out.

I can't wait to take a shower tonight.

I have to go to this thing tonight for my band.

I don't really want to go.

But I have to.

Hey, Mr. Big is going to be there.

No!

Not Chris Noth!

This guy who, I guess I would say I'm sexually attracted to him, but I'm not like, trying to get him to like me, but if he does then that's absolutely fantastic.

You know?

Sorry, that was kind of hard to follow.

Maybe.

To me it makes sense, but I came up with it, so naturally it would.

IF I was trying to make sense.

Even if I wasn't I think I could still follow it myself.

Or at least make something up to it, but that's just me, I like to make things up.

Hmm...

I love kissing.

I had this thought kind of, and it was kind of like a situation that I came up with in my mind, and it made me really happy, but I can't remember what it was.

That makes me sad, because I liked it.

It was like a dream that I had when I was awake.

Crap-o.

Lately, not lately, like, the past six months or so I've had a really hard time separating my dreams from reality.

Like, I got really pissed at one of my friends for something that happened in my dream, and I seriously thought that it happened for real. But it didn't.

And I was really really confused.

That happens to me all the time.

If you leave I just don't think I could take it.

I'm listing to "Ladies of Cambridge" by Vampire Weekend.

It's a really good song.

I love it so much.

I got it this weekend.

I highly recommend it.

Now I'm going to look at the free song/video of the week.

They were all very bad.

I didn't like the free song, the discovery, or the video.

Another bad week.

Last week was bad too.

But the one before was pretty good.

If you haven't looked at them you can skip it.

Or look out of curiosity.

I would if I was in this situation.

Because I can't take not knowing something.

You know?

I'm going to stop before I ramble.

This is so damn cute.

Look!

It's in a sweater.

That is so priceless.

When I began to think that anteaters couldn't get any cuter, I stumble across this photograph.

Sigh.

I hope this made your day.

I lied.

I didn't post on Tuesday.

I'm not going to tell you about my doctor's appointment.

Not that it went bad or anything, but I'm far too lazy.

My god, I hate everyone else.

I'm so disappointed in the rest of the population.

I thought people in my town were just stupid, but it turns out that it's just that I'm fucking brilliant.

Also a bit vain I guess.

Here is a picture. I quite enjoy it.

Please leave me the hell alone.

Oh my god, people won't leave alone.

I have no idea why.

Also, today was so awkward.

I don't know why about that either.

After I do laundry, I'm going to go to my room and dance all by myself.

That will be nice.

Crap... This weekend I have to go to this tiny little town, which used to be awesome, because it's where one of my favourite authors, Sinclair Lewis, was born, but once I got there, yuck. People have turned it into this trailer trash town. Some beautiful homes, but the people are disgusting. Like, hicks.

When I go there, I feel like I'm in rural Georgia or something.

But I get at brunch at this hotel, and it's really cool there.

And it's pretty good.

I'm not sure what I'm going to eat since I recently went veg.

I guess I can eat what I had last time, but I'll pick around the stuff.

I guess it's just chicken though.

I like chicken.

God, I can't wait 'till I meet my husband and figure out what kind of diet I need to have.

I could go either way with that.

That reminds me, I was at this Greek place with my mom, and this awesome guy walked in, and he totally got the same kind of falaffle as me.

It was so awesome.

He was like, way older than me.

Not really, but my parents probably would've not been to happy if I brought him home one weekend.

I just ate this really awesome soup.

It was like, vegetable, but it wasn't grossly tomato-y, and it was really good.

I'm glad I ate it.

Hmm...

I'll probably add more later.

Or at least tomorrow.

I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.

I'll more than likely post about that.

Later.

I'm so sick.

It hurts me physically.

Besides that I had a pretty good day.

It made me happy.

But I was so sick.

It was groos.

Not gross, groos.

I like that better.

But yeah.

I had some Chinese for dinner.

It was pretty much delicious.

There is a party in my tummy.

So yummy, so yummy.

*Sigh*...

Mmm...

My fortune was pretty much the second best one I've ever got.

It said:

"The current year will bring much happiness."

... In bed.

Isn't that what you're supposed to put afterwords?

I'm pretty sure it is.

But still.

Awesome, right?

I've got a thing for you, You've got thing for me.

I'm listing to the free music video of the week form iTunes.

It's like, the best one so far.

Ever since they started that, I've only disappointed with it like, twice.

Which is pretty impressive I think.

*Cough cough*

Yuck.

*Burp*

Whoa.

That was pretty much the best.

But oh, today I was so sick.

I didn't not feel pretty at all.

Which is weird because actually like, two people made me feel pretty today.

Hmm...

If that makes sense.

But it should.

Yeah.

I love boys.

My thing was awful.

My butt hurts.

I had to sit on a plastic slab for like, two hours.

It was so awful.

Oh, I was looking at this thing, and I thought that Eric--you know, Eric--was going to come up here, but it looks like not.

I wanted to be like, "Look, I'm still desirable to you. Ha ha! You can't have me!"

And that would've been awesome.

He is such a bigot.

But he can't help it.

I have mixed feelings about the situation.

Mmm...

My brain is... broken.

It needs to be fixed.

I'm so proud of myself though.

Today, I went beyond my comfort zone.

Even thought I probably shouldn't have, but I still did it.

Yeah...

Go myself.

I need to get some Cherry ChapStick.

Not because of that, but because of something else.

Eww...

Sometimes, I don't much care for Pop culture these days.

But I do like ska.

That's the other thing.

Ask me if you want clarification.

I had a good idea.

But it is a silly one.

I'm going to cut this off all of a sudden.

I can't speak the Spanish.

Holy crap, I have so much work to do.

It's not even funny.

I hate this.

And I'm sick.

And I have to go to this stupid thing in an hour.

I don't even know if it's in an hour.

I'm just guessing.

I wouldn't have to if someone would call me back!

But no.

Phones aren't for talking on anymore.

Dumb-ass people.

I'm sure I"m right though.

And if I'm not it's not that big a deal.

Maybe, I don't know.

But it's always at this time.

So...

Okay!

New topic, this one is upsetting me.

As of late, I have run into situations, more like lessons, in my life that are so cliché.

It's really weirdin' me out.

Like, something straight out of the telly.

Crazy crazy.

Sigh...

I need a new cellular telephone.

Mine has bitten the dust.

What else?

...

I don't think there is much else.

Maybe after my thing tonight I will tell you how it went.

Please don't void your bowls on my rug.

I came home early today.

I am sick.

Hmm...

Blogging in the afternoon.

Ha ha...

Afternoon delight.

I like that song.

It's okay.

Hmm.

I have nothing else really to say.

Crap.

I can't find my phone charger, and my phone is dead.

That is a bad situation.

I'm sure it's under the couch somewhere.

Still.

People are going to be curious of my whereabouts in about an hour.

I'm going to take a much needed nap.

Then I have work to do.

I have a question.

Never mind.

I can't word it the way I want to.

It sounds really dumb.

I will just ask Cj or Kasey.

They always have an answer for these kinds of questions.

P.S.

I couldn't find any picture to relate to my day, but i found this video.

I wish I could find the music on iTunes. But I can't.

(sad face).

Still a great video though.

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Today was a very sexy day.

A very sexy one indeed.

Not, like, sexy...

wait let me change it,

Today was a very marvellous day.

No, not even.

It was just good.

It was very good.

On the high end of good.

Anyway...

But yeah, it was a very sexy day.

Some of the sexy was weird and uncomfortable, but otherwise it was good.

I had a conversation with that guy.

You know who I'm talkin' about.

The one I talked about a while ago.

I... it sounds lame, but I could not stop smiling afterwords.

It was good.

But yeah, a real- though three sentence- conversation.

It's a start...

And then the other guy, from my dream a while back, he got pretty close to me.

In real life even.

Not in a dream.

I'm lame.

But it was good for me.

Still though...

In the middle of the day I just kind of deflated.

I got pretty depressed.

Not about anything, but you know that feeling.

'Twas just sad.

But I'm pretty good right now.

I can't wait until Cj calls me and I can tell her about my day.

She makes me happy.

Ha ha...

I want to have kinky sex in a shower somewhere.

That will be a goal of mine.

I will have to write that down with the others.

I'm going post my goals on here someday.

I think they are pretty good.

I would love someone else's opinion when I do.

(Large wink)

loveyougoodbye

This is the happiest thing in world.

This made me laugh so hard.

I wish you were there to see it.

I love this more than anything in the world.

I would pay like, 50 dollars for a shirt.

Here is the picture.