But she... only sleeps, with me.

I knew I had that song on my computer.
I'm not completely... forgetful.
I guess.
That sentence came out weird.
I should've started it differently.
That's not even the point I was trying to get across.

Okay, I'm so pissed.
I was looking up herbal cigarettes, and they all have tar in them.
And that's what I"m trying to get away from.
So... that's dumb.
I'm just going to smoke tea leaves or something.
I read this blog, and this chick did that, and she's still posting, so...
And I'll use organic.
But, smoking totally appeals to me.
Just not conventional cigarettes.
Those are bad.
Anyway...

I was out dancing in my secret place, and this really attractive guy was totally hitting on me.
I gave him my number.
It was amazing.
He's like, two years older than me, but that appeals to me.
Younger men are disgusting.

I have found a new friend!
It's great.
She is so weird.
We were eating lunch together today in my cubicle, and we reminisced about how we stole things as young children, and we talked about shampoo.
It was really fun.

I have more, but I'm going to stop there.
Sorry, no extra digital content.