Who Are You and What Are You Doing in My Kitchen? Part III

Where am I? Where are you?
Well, long story short, we are on Earth, but anybody could tell you that. I'm going to tell you where you actually are...

So, science has deduced that we live in some random spot in the Universe, which is big. Really big. You just can't imagine how big it really is. It has in it, everything that has ever existed ever. Well, at least since the beginning of it. Who knows what was there, if anything, before the universe. But that's a different story. Our Universe, where "Earth" is, is, well, where "Earth" is. It's where everything is. If you want something, I can assure you you'll find it in the Universe. Any kind of matter, all the time, cats, everything! Including us. But, where exactly is the Universe? As far as I know, It's everywhere! It's so big, it takes up 93 billion light years in space. That's enormous. Don't even ask me how enormous that is, because I'm no astronomer, I'm a person. I just know that this makes everybody and everything extremely insignificant. It really makes everything quite pointless.

So, we live on Earth. Yes. And the Earth is somewhere in the universe. Yes. And the Universe takes up a space in Space that is nearly incomprehensible. Yes. So, where is Space? ...Yes?

Cluttered.

You know, I'd have to say this is my favourite place on the internet now. Because it's not filled with people that enrage me. It's just a place that's all me, where I can come and enjoy being with myself. It's... Nice. It's not cluttered with people, is what I'm getting at, I guess. But if you ever get lonely, you just go find some people to start talking to. So, you can't lose.

Okay. I started with the labels and such, and it turns out I have a lot of posts that don't have anything to do with anything, so I'm going to start talking about those things so I can use the labels more than once. I'm recycling!

First topic:

Today! I had fun. It was fun. I made a video! With my love. It was just peachy keen.

Here. Go watch. That's me! And I look good. I'm on the internet! Yeah... That's cool.

Second topic:

I have been listening to the Poddington Bear podcast for a while now, and I've kept it secret too long!

Go out and listen! It is by far some of the best music I've heard in a long time. So! Go forth and google or search on iTunes-- just get this into your possession.

Topic Three:

Red.

I recommend it.

Love, 

Emma

Good day.

I had a great day. Not just in real life, but on the internet too.
I found this awesome little site. Here is a souviner I picked up from it.


Created by Oatmeal

Today was a very sexy day.

A very sexy one indeed.

Not, like, sexy...

wait let me change it,

Today was a very marvellous day.

No, not even.

It was just good.

It was very good.

On the high end of good.

Anyway...

But yeah, it was a very sexy day.

Some of the sexy was weird and uncomfortable, but otherwise it was good.

I had a conversation with that guy.

You know who I'm talkin' about.

The one I talked about a while ago.

I... it sounds lame, but I could not stop smiling afterwords.

It was good.

But yeah, a real- though three sentence- conversation.

It's a start...

And then the other guy, from my dream a while back, he got pretty close to me.

In real life even.

Not in a dream.

I'm lame.

But it was good for me.

Still though...

In the middle of the day I just kind of deflated.

I got pretty depressed.

Not about anything, but you know that feeling.

'Twas just sad.

But I'm pretty good right now.

I can't wait until Cj calls me and I can tell her about my day.

She makes me happy.

Ha ha...

I want to have kinky sex in a shower somewhere.

That will be a goal of mine.

I will have to write that down with the others.

I'm going post my goals on here someday.

I think they are pretty good.

I would love someone else's opinion when I do.

(Large wink)

loveyougoodbye

I hadn't expected such an upbeat day.

Today was fast and exciting.

Like a... fast and exciting... trip of some kind.

Anyway...

It was good.

And I got a comment!!!

I was ecstatic when I saw that!

People are looking at my words!

That makes me feel nice.

Maybe I won't sound so depressing anymore.

I mean, I'm sure I will in the future, but for now, it's all good.

Yeah.

I'm pretty good right now.

Green!