9 November, 2008

Here are some more things I have overheard within the last couple of days.

1. It appears I have stolen someone's pencil.

2. She's not blind, She's deaf!

3. Let's play the penis game!

4. Do you see my boots? Do you seem them? Look!

5. But when you wash with it, it melts, so it is pointless.

6. I would steal that, but I have higher moral than one might think.

7. I can stand erect and on two legs!

8. She didn't understand that 'Observate' wasn't a word.

9. Penis!!!