I didn't mean to eavesdrop...

These are some things I overheard today...

1. Trail Mix! I knew it!
2. Oh potato, you truly do understand me...
3. I can almost do the splits. Roger will be very happy about that.
4. Oh my god... Oh my god... Oh my god!
5. I bit into it, and there was nothing there, completely hollow.
6. How can you tell me you don't think this looks like an apple slice?
7. Move out of my god damn way! Fat fucking bastard.
8. It was almost a brown, but not quite, so I told her it will not do.
9. I think Madagascar would be the perfect spot, but how would we obtain it?