Wrong Number

Today I went to call-up one of my old friends, but instead I dialed the number of an intoxicated person.
When he said 'hello' I instantly knew I had the wrong number since I was calling a female, so I was about to apologize for dialing the wrong number, but he interrupted me with this question:
"Have you heard about the Myan civilization?".
So I answered 'yes', because I have, I'm not going to lie to a helpless drunk.
And for half an hour he was telling me about the Mayns.
And then he stopped to tell me I have a very beautiful voice...
And it's little things like that that make my day.